Hi, I’m Andy. This is all my fault.


I am your “fearless leader” as I have been donned by my fellow Bottle Crew peeps. I am very proud to facilitate such an amazing place for charity marathons, daily streams, gamers, and friends. :) Welcome to our home, and we hope you stay!


My streams range from raising imaginary magical ponies in search for crystals that don’t exist...all the way to what made me famous...Mario. I am open to all requests...except Super Mario: RPG, Super Mario Sunshine, Zelda II, Battletoads, and anything else Sauce asks for. (Love you, Sauce! ;))

Kevin, a self-described TF2 addict, averages a few hours in-game each day. Shortly after his own marathon (that raised $618 for St. Jude!), Kevin was invited to stream at the Mariothon, CO. He graciously accepted and is now writing a really awkward biography of himself. Now he is finished.


Kevin also recently finished his second marathon playing for St. Jude again and bringing in over $1,000! :)

Hey! I'm Jordan, also known as Oddish or PoofyOddish depending on where you find me, and I have recently relocated to Colorado and living with Andy! I am a proud member of The Bottle Crew. I enjoy streaming a wide variety of games, but generally I return to some of my favorite games like Golden Sun, DKC, and games from the Legend of Zelda series.


I am ALWAYS open to ideas for games to stream, so if there is something you'd like to see me play, or even if you just have random questions or comments you'd like me to answer privately, please email me at the address at the top of the page. Thanks for watching me, and remember... never forget the third bottle.


Want us to stream a game for you? Let us know here!

Howdy! I'm Colin aka Sonofadot aka "that guy in the pink wig".


Though I've been into PC gaming as of late, I grew up as a Nintendo child. There will always be a special place in my heart for Nintendo franchises, especially Zelda.


I stream just about everything: Nintendo ROMs, RPGs, FPS, BBQZ. I especially love fragging noobs in TF2 with Kevin. Just don't ask me to play a strategy game. I can't play Starcraft, I can't play Civ, I can't even play checkers.


Fun Facts: I have only nine toes, I can play the piano, I'm a professional extreme underwater basket weaver, I'm a trained gymnast. Only one of these is false. I'll let you guess which.

According to Wikipedia, a Banjee is described as a "young latino homosexual male who dresses in stereotypical masculine urban fashion to attract male partners" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banjee).


This sociopathic 15 year old irish geek with a swearing problem defines a Banjee as in fact a "tall, brogue, quick-to-rage Team Fortress 2 addict who with his new computer can finally do some streams."


So, basically the same thing. I'll stream pretty much any requests people have and will crack some skulls if needed.


I hope everyone enjoys the Bottle Crew, and if you don't...this Incredible Hulk is gonna have to smash some heads.


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Hey there, I am a man of many names. In some circles I am know by the codename Serotonin2501. In others I am Jesus (Of the Magic Space variety). By mere mortals I am Zane. I got introduced to the Bottle Crew through a co-worker and have been a huge fan and supporter of this group since its initial inception. I am proud to be entrusted with the Black Bottle and will guard its secrets with my life!


All joking aside I love to stream when my time allows. I love to play old school games like Mario RPG, Anything Metroid or Legend of Zelda related. Pretty much almost anything that came out in the early to mid-90s. Feel free to ask me to stream anything you want and if I’m in the mood, know how to play it, or if I have it I will be happy to oblige to the best of my Magic Spacey powers.

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As a Bottle Crew irregular, Beaux shows up at odd hours to try and be witty and generally blow love all over everyone, streams during absurdly early morning hours with some ridiculous game he's obsessed with that week, and has to cut short his marathon appearances and quality hangtime with kickass BC friends because his boss is an insufferable dickwad.


As the lead retronaut at Retrorama, I get to con my friends into playing horrible, old video games to raise money for the mental health of our vets. Vive Versaton!

Herpa derpty derp. Name is Archaik. Arch-4-ik to some, Derek to my IRL peeps. I joined Bottle Crew because....well...because streaming that's why. I try to stream what game I am getting into at the time. When I'm not at work you can ALWAYS find me behind my computer monitor watching YouTube or playing the latest game that I've been addicted to. At the moment, I am attempting to spear-head the D&D nights for the Bottle Crew, as Dungeon Master of course.


I've been a die hard gamer since I held that classic joystick for the original Mario Bros. Contra was also badass. I've been through numerous gaming systems but I'm still a PC guy at heart. I have a natural affinity for RPGs and FPSs. My weaknesses include RTS and shitty sports games, I also suck at Cooking Mama. If you ever need help with any game or just want me to stream a favorite of yours let me know!

Hey there! I’m Thomas Jefferson, president of the United States. I spend most of my stream time playing Portal, because Portal. I sometimes stream Minecraft, and occasionally, solving Rubik’s cubes. I’m also the head graphic artist of Bottle Crew, so this website would be impossible without me.  I’m Thomas Jefferson and I approve this message.

Yo my name is Bryan and I play tons of games. My favorite series are Zelda, InFamous, Pokemon, and uncharted.


So far I have tried to 100% all games I have streamed this isn't a promise but if I can accomplish it I shall go forth and conquer it.


Ask me about my abs.

Yo yo, what they do? I’m Droog and while I've been around since the very beginning (and even came up with the Bottle Crew name) I’m now a streamer! If Andy's the father of Bottle Crew, I'm kind of like the cool uncle. I enjoy playing all types of games from rougelikes (games like Binding of Isaac), to Mobas (League of Legends and Infinite Crisis), to RPGS (any Final Fantasy). Please excuse my language for I have a potty mouth and am well aware of it.


With all that said, I try my best to put an emphasis on entertainment value when I stream. I’m a clown around and love to crack jokes. Don’t take 99% of the things I say seriously. With all that being said, never forget the third bottle.

Good evening, day, afternoon, whatever time it is when you're reading this. My name is Charles, these people here though call me Charlie, and others Agent. I play a multitude of games when it comes right down to it. I do have a bit of an addiction to Team Fortress 2, but I've been working on it with a rehab program that was given out a few months ago.


Other than that, I stream random games, from Civilization V, all the way down to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES. I like to torture myself when it comes to video games, it's nothing personal about me, it's just seeing me rage is something I hope that people enjoy. Also, SANIIIIIIIC! There has been too much of Sonic Adventure 2 in my life, it's seriously caused me a great deal of pain. But I always come back to it. Though as of late, it has gotten more difficult without a gamepad. I also DM the Dungeons and Dragons nights here at the Bottle Crew.


As of late I have acquired a Dazzle, which now allows me to stream console games that are sometimes a lot more fun to play than PC games. And now I've written too much, so as always, stay classy, Mentlegen.

Sauce.